Bridge Year Terabithia
September 29, 2019
Verbatim
More →Overheard at Mathey Dining Hall
Potential Sophomore: I'm going to teach my kid to listen to podcasts at double speed from a young age, so they can communicate better.
Overheard at Nass Open House
Sophomore: I’m a vegetarian but I had six chicken tenders today cause I was hungover.
Overheard on neighboring bro’s computer during philosophy lecture
Google search bar: pascal i think therefore i am
Overheard at dinner
New Englander: I don't even wear clogs that often!
Overheard in Fine
Boy, comparing respective sex appeals: [Man 1, hot] has his own band. [Man 2, lame] is in PURE…
Overheard in a dorm room
TI girls: We can pretend we’ll be Chi Phis all we want… but let’s be real. If we were guys, we are one hundred percent Phi Delts.
Overheard in East Pyne
Sophomore French student, writing in her book during seminar: 10/10, would sleep with Georges Duroy
Overheard in the architecture building
Architecture Professor: One thing to think about is…*in a quiet voice* “theory.”
Overheard at a Nass meeting
Nass Sophomore: I once described Annie Hall as a hidden gem.
Overheard in Forbes backyard
Manic English major: I’m still riding the high from Nunokawa’s lecture.
Overheard walking back from Lawn Parties
Blonde girl in romper to two dudes: You're testing the limits of my knowledge of the movie Madagascar.
Overhead in the same Japanese hostel
The Same Man: America is trying to do the whole multicultural thing. It isn't working though.
Overhead in a Japanese hostel
American who "doesn't love Trump anymore": I wouldn't define myself as an American. I'd define myself as a Texan. It's like you wouldn't define yourself as European.
Overheard at Princo
Ivy Wannabe Socialist: Wait... who pays for the public libraries?