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The Car Tree Game

There’s a man claiming to have seen a giant squid. He says it came up close to the edge of the bay, swimming in T-waves, and shaking a little bit. He says it probably would have eaten him alive, but that he got away just in time.

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Peer Review

Perfecting the college essay.

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Meccas in the Gulf

In Doha and Dubai we have two vastly different cities. While it is difficult to simply declare one superior and the other inferior, different values are clearly present in the directions these hubs are moving. While Doha’s may seem more thought-out for the long term, Dubai’s stunning present development is a compelling counter-argument.

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Hats Off – Full Design

This week, the Nass learns about the Menendez Brothers, makes friends over Zoom, and reviews the drinks of fall.

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Nass Fungible Tokens – Full Design

This week, the Nass investigates the nuances of identity, beauty, and porn.

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Letter from the Editors

Oh, wow, is that the time? We’ve gotta get out of here! (A letter upon our departure from the throne of the Nassau Weekly.)

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America’s Pastor Problem

The existence of these inflammatory sermons was portrayed as a news-event in itself, but for many Americans the real news should have been this: black people are not happy with America the way you’re happy with America.

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This week we’ve got so much to say and only twentyy pages of magazine to fill so let’s just leave it at “GO!”: Full Design

The Nass doesn’t have the time/space for introductions, so, this week, we get right into it. 

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Don’t Sweat the Bullshit…and it’s ALL Bullshit

How many times have you heard a friend or acquaintance congratulate herself on her ability to bullshit?
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Funny thing: currently, the best-selling book at the U-Store is called On Bullshit.

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True and False: Bay Area

A drug deal that wasn’t. A minister on mushrooms. Which is real, and which is fake?

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First-Person Scooter: Full Design

This week, the Nass surveys a hostile world, finds meaning in the senseless, and explores new ways to heal.

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C-O-O-K-I-N-G with Rebecca Sealfon

St. Paul once wrote, “The letter killeth, but the spirit giveth life.” Rebecca Sealfon ’05 probably would have kicked his ass.

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