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101 Questions to Ask Eisgruber at Office Hours
What is Cap Love? How can I improve my relationship with my mother? what’s ur dick like? You’re Jewish but your name is Christopher… is that weird for you? Have you ever hooked up with a student? Be honest. Which one(s)? Are you circumcised? Is your wife circumcised? Can you use the word “titillate” in…
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100 Things to Do at Princeton
1. Shirley Tilghman and Christopher Eisgruber, at the same time.
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127 Unclaimed Rap Names
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