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121 Reasons Why I Have to Attend a Different Precept

Can’t listen to the kid next to me clear his throat again.

by staff on November 7, 2013July 20, 2017

100 Better Ways To Spend The $75,000 Now Being Spent By The USG On Their Signature Orange & Black Ball:

(Which Three-Hour Ball Consists Of Gymnasium Drunkenness, Middling Food, And Middling Music)

by staff on October 17, 2012July 21, 2017

A Better Course Guide

The Nass’s classes.

by staff on November 14, 2014November 16, 2014

WPRB Top 30 Charts

1. Toro y Moi
Anything in Return
Carpark

2. Bibi Tanga and the Selenites
40 Degrees of Sunshine
Nat Geo

3. Paint Fumes
Uck Life
Slovenly

by staff on February 23, 2013March 22, 2013

Porn for the Blind

In our modern age, technology has made it so that the visually impaired are able to partake in many of the same activities as anyone else. Text-to-speech programs, which narrate a website, make it easy to browse the web. There … Read More

by staff on April 24, 2008March 17, 2013

A Better Course Guide

AAS 315 / CHV 424 / MUS 343 “We are not the same I am a Martian”: Afro-futurism since 1950 from Sun Ra to Young Money AAS 444 / EAS 360 Cross-Cultural Dialogues: Rush Hour through Rush Hour 3 AMS … Read More

by staff on February 10, 2010March 22, 2013

A Better Course Guide

“MNG 105: What to Expect When You’re Expectorating” and other courses.

by staff on December 5, 2013December 7, 2013

Mex-Emo (Get It?)

What do you get when you take a group of gangly teenagers with teased-out hair and black eyeliner? Emo kids who let out their emotions through Good Charlotte? Well, yes – but that’s not all.

by staff on April 10, 2008March 17, 2013

NASS 100

Our somewhat annual list of the one hundred things we never want to see again.

by staff on May 23, 2012March 17, 2013

A Better Course Guide

Courses that take YOU

by staff on December 6, 2012March 22, 2013

101 Questions to Ask Eisgruber at Office Hours

What is Cap Love? How can I improve my relationship with my mother? what’s ur dick like? You’re Jewish but your name is Christopher… is that weird for you? Have you ever hooked up with a student? Be honest. Which … Read More

by staff on March 8, 2014March 8, 2018

107 Things Sex is Like

Some of our esteemed fellow publications within the literary Eden that is this campus have recently brought their keen eyes to sex, and what it is like to have it. They have prompted us to consider how it is similar … Read More

by staff on September 28, 2014September 28, 2014


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