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Class ‘N’ Titles

The two most shameless course titles at Princeton are NES 362 “Blood, Sex, and Oil: The Caucasus,” and FRS 117 “Eye of the Tiger: Reading Buildings.” They blatantly, even desperately, ask for attention.

by Eliot Linton on April 11, 2013April 13, 2013

This Election Thing

On character judgments & choosy politics.

by Eliot Linton on November 7, 2012March 22, 2013

127 Unclaimed Rap Names

The Crying Game DJ Yung Educated But Unemployed Lil Drummer Boy Sofresh n’ Soclean Dion Adonis Morissette D(ean)J Rapelye Rudeboy Giuliani Duncan Hoy-Z Lil Peni$ Lil Italy Lil Lion Man Lil Caesars Pizza Kings ?uest Missy Eliot Linton Missy Michelle … Read More

by Andrew Sondern, Eliot Linton, Elizabeth Lian, Giri Nathan, Rafael Abrahams, Will Pinke on April 16, 2013March 11, 2018

A History of A Capella

And the constriction of Song.

by Eliot Linton on September 26, 2012March 22, 2013

Hookups / Celebrations

Three new romantic engagements.

by Eliot Linton on November 30, 2011March 22, 2013

The Nass’s Classes

Real class -> Playful pejorative THR 201 : Beginning Studies/Acting -> “Shows for joes” ENG 206 : Reading Literature: Fiction -> “Plots for twats” POL 210 : Political Theory -> “Rules for tools” EGR 194 : Intro Engineering -> “Screws for Jews” JRN 445 : … Read More

by Eliot Linton on December 6, 2012March 22, 2013

The Novice

Undernourshied Diversions [Perspectives on The Hunger Games ]: Part 2.

by Eliot Linton on April 11, 2012March 22, 2013

Group Ecology

Welfome to Princhips, where it’s reproductive season again. A group of horny superorganisms called student groups are vying for your attention and panting for your consent.

by Eliot Linton on October 12, 2013October 12, 2013

Grind Away

Whenever I’ve been asked how the Orange and Black Ball was for me, I’ve just said “fun.”

by Eliot Linton on November 16, 2011March 22, 2013

Rules of Pool

Here’s a proposal. Next time you play pool, ignore the rule that scratching on the eight-ball makes you lose. Hold on, that’s madness: That’s like the main rule in pool. In my small experience, a frustrating majority of games of … Read More

by Eliot Linton on May 9, 2013May 11, 2013

The Future of TigerApps

New technologies from the USG.

by Eliot Linton on April 18, 2012March 22, 2013

Shit People Say

Some soft fiction.

by Eliot Linton on February 22, 2012March 22, 2013


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