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S The D?

Shall the old caboose depart?

by Andrew Sondern on September 8, 2012March 22, 2013

Peer Review (Part 2)

Andrew Sondern edits Susannah Sharpless’s Common App essay.

by Andrew Sondern, Susannah Sharpless on March 1, 2013March 22, 2013

Cannon (Dial Elm)

An eating club’s slow climb to mediocrity.

by Andrew Sondern on May 23, 2012March 22, 2013

Save the Dinky

A few years ago, the artsy and presumably transity Peter B. Lewis threw enough money at the University to roughly eclipse Rick Ross’ monthly champagne budget.

by Andrew Sondern on April 11, 2012March 22, 2013

The Arts in Transition

To Princeton University, it is more important to say that arts are practiced on this campus than to provide support to the student-artists themselves.

by Andrew Sondern on November 14, 2014July 21, 2017

I’ve a Feeling You’re Not in Kansas Anymore

t’s 4 am and your mind is in Kansas City in 2004 when you made this Geocities webpage in the living room of that house on 91st Street, and you are not crying. Your page is called modernart.html, because not much has changed in the last decade, but you used to put two spaces in between sentences, so things are looking up.

by Andrew Sondern on March 8, 2014November 16, 2014

Lemon Pepper Wings

We cannot presume that Rick Ross is a mastermind, a genius or even sober. We cannot attest to his level of education, his employment history, or his net-worth. We have no idea where he came from: he claims to be Mohammed, the son of Moses, and the reincarnation of Haile Selassie. But, as he tells us on his latest album: none of that matters.

by Andrew Sondern, Joshua Leifer on April 6, 2014September 22, 2017

127 Unclaimed Rap Names

The Crying Game DJ Yung Educated But Unemployed Lil Drummer Boy Sofresh n’ Soclean Dion Adonis Morissette D(ean)J Rapelye Rudeboy Giuliani Duncan Hoy-Z Lil Peni$ Lil Italy Lil Lion Man Lil Caesars Pizza Kings ?uest Missy Eliot Linton Missy Michelle … Read More

by Andrew Sondern, Eliot Linton, Elizabeth Lian, Giri Nathan, Rafael Abrahams, Will Pinke on April 16, 2013March 11, 2018

Fuckin’ Problems

In the middle of the night, Drake released a yearning slow-jam called “Girls Love Beyoncé.” It plods forward, and Drake sings unsteadily over a codeine-soaked sample of the Destiny’s Child classic “Say My Name.” He laments what fame has done to his love life and ability to connect with women, so the subject matter doesn’t veer far away from Drake’s usual meditations on his fame-induced trust issues.

by Andrew Sondern on April 18, 2013April 21, 2013

Hey Girl

First impressions of our First Lady.

by Andrew Sondern on October 3, 2012March 22, 2013

Havana Nights @ Quad

A club’s uncertain future.

by Andrew Sondern on April 25, 2012March 22, 2013


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