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Searching for Truth

Trump, Objectivity, and the Media

by Andrew Tynes on September 25, 2016September 25, 2016

Erotic Comics

On the eve of World War I, an aged Alice checks into a Swiss hotel, carrying with her a large looking glass. Next door, Wendy, still reminiscing over Peter Pan, lies side by side with her dry, buttoned-up husband. Later … Read More

by Chris Arp on January 11, 2007March 17, 2013

Take It Off

In hidden corners of campus, next to frat pregames and close to Eating Clubs, Princeton bodies convene, undress, and then converse. Last spring I opened my inbox to find an email entitled “NP.” Its contents read: “What: Naked Party. Why: For peace, love, and beauty. To be free. To explore.”

by Nick Sexton on November 8, 2014November 9, 2014

Jewish Wisdom

Love, lust, and etsah in the Orange Bubble.

by Ben Perelmuter, Zach Cohen on December 3, 2016December 13, 2016

Will You Be My Valentine?

Porter White I believe. If Charlie Brown has his Great Pumpkin, I have my Valentine Rabbit. Annually on the lustful February V-day, the Rabbit, fluff-relative to the Tooth Fairy & Co., descends to my parents’ house and bestows enigmatic heart-shaped … Read More

by Anonymous on February 15, 2006March 17, 2013

Croc of Gold

“The king of clogs, sultan of slippers, ruler of rubber, the umph in umphibious, the ‘see ya later alligator,’ Guy Fieri’s favorite shoe”

by Elliott Weil on October 20, 2019October 19, 2019

Lightning Can Mean Everything

There is a stop light in front of Weston Autobody; in evening the autoshop light sears mechanics. Some stand – columns – and hold cars with outstretched fingers. One hangs like a bodied hammock another is a bowed branch. The … Read More

by Katherine McGirr on May 1, 2007March 17, 2013

Which Starlet Are You Most Like?

Hillary Duff’s gonna be SOOO mad

by Jacob O. Gold on September 22, 2004March 17, 2013

8 bits be enough

In the simple world that it posits, there is no World but the Hockey Rink. There is no Universe but the Firmament of Floating Crowd Heads. There is no Time but the Match Clock. There is no Woman, and there are but four categories of Man: there is Goalie, Fat Man, Average Man, and Skinny Man. There are Soviet Russians. There is no fucking around. Good luck, cupcake.

by Kevin Carranza on March 29, 2006March 17, 2013

Matchmaking Made Easy

Everyone scanned the hundreds of pages this summer, gawking at deceivingly attractive photos and making fun of people’s interests. The freshman class, however, was the class to use thefacebook.com in an entirely new way- to scope out their future classmates, roommates, and potential boyfriends.

by Isabel Wilkinson on September 22, 2004March 17, 2013

Imagery and Anxiety

Casually, if cautiously, a throng of men encircles the scarred metal of an American fighter jet, the US F-15. A few, more daring men climb the torched cockpit, and children observe with rapt interest. This first American lapse in the … Read More

by Greer Hanshaw on April 6, 2011March 17, 2013

In Memory of Philip Seymour Hoffman

It happens more often than perhaps it should: a celebrity, be it rock star, movie icon, or stud athlete, is upheld on a pedestal for many years during his or her career, only to come crashing down at some shocking revelation that leaves fans disappointed and disenchanted. Sunday, February 4th left me with a similar feeling, when it was proclaimed over various social media outlets that Oscar-winning actor Philip Seymour Hoffman was found dead in his New York apartment with a needle in his arm and significant amounts of heroin in the vicinity.

by Tom Markham on February 15, 2014February 15, 2014


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