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“But You May Stay Here, With Me”

Oscar Hyde having provided you, in his nefariously multifarious style, with all the juicy historical context you could possibly desire [see prior article], I find myself relieved of the standard duty to explain that “Newsom has two parents” and “Newsom … Read More

by Chris Hernandez on March 3, 2010March 17, 2013

We Added 200 Strangers on BeReal, and We’re Never Opening the App Again

“Hypothesis: people our age around the world are alone during a significant portion of their waking hours. And hypothetically, BeReal is the perfect observational device.”

by Charlie Nuermberger, Lucia Brown on November 20, 2022November 20, 2022

Ice Cream for Two

“I remember thinking, wow, isn’t this so picturesque, isn’t this so magnificent, isn’t this so exquisite.”

by Rebecca Cao on August 1, 2021July 31, 2021

How to Visit Home from a Movie Theater

A Nass writer reflects on her family’s connection to a recent film.

by Kristiana Filipov on August 1, 2021July 31, 2021

Primal Scene

Rorschach tests and free-association exercises seem to me too well known, too expected to be useful for psychoanalysis. But I have found a new test to capture the shallower motions of our subconscious: the words of students childishly bumbling and … Read More

by Emily Lever on March 1, 2013September 7, 2013

Call of Duty: VR Training with the Princeton Police

Patrol Officer Andre Lee sees a suicidal woman staring off the edge of a building with a bright desert-like landscape behind her; he hears the woman’s melancholic voice and the sound of whipping wind. I see Officer Lee standing alert … Read More

by Frankie Solinsky Duryea on April 10, 2025April 14, 2025

Group Ecology

Welfome to Princhips, where it’s reproductive season again. A group of horny superorganisms called student groups are vying for your attention and panting for your consent.

by Eliot Linton on October 12, 2013October 12, 2013

Lemon Pepper Wings

We cannot presume that Rick Ross is a mastermind, a genius or even sober. We cannot attest to his level of education, his employment history, or his net-worth. We have no idea where he came from: he claims to be Mohammed, the son of Moses, and the reincarnation of Haile Selassie. But, as he tells us on his latest album: none of that matters.

by Andrew Sondern, Joshua Leifer on April 6, 2014September 22, 2017

Letter from the Editors

We strive to be a democratic publication, one whose direction is shaped by our contributors more than our editorial staff. When we floated the idea for a sex issue, we received overwhelming enthusiasm from the Nass community. So we went … Read More

by Sam Bisno, Sierra Stern on November 16, 2023November 29, 2023

The Nass 100

1. The Daily Princetonian (so true though) 2. Your claim that there is a little independent coffee shop back home that is way better than Small World and way cheaper, though this is probably the case. 3. Princeton’s new login … Read More

by staff on September 24, 2009March 17, 2013

Reborn in the USA

Campaigning for re-election in 1984, Ronald Reagan riled up a crowd in New Jersey by blasting Bruce Springsteen’s “Born in the U.S.A.,” a song which sounds like a latter-day national anthem but which actually takes a critical stance on the Vietnam War and the state of American society left in its wake.

by Alex Costin on October 3, 2014October 5, 2014

Our Jowliest Justice

On March 7, a horde of students, faculty, and security guards filed into McCosh 50 to absorb the words of Associate Justice Antonin Scalia, who visited campus to accept the prestigious James Madison Award at the invitation of the University’s Whig Cliosophic Society.

by Rachel Poser Poser on March 27, 2008March 17, 2013


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