A Short Imagined Monologue By A Guy Trying To Trick A Student To Prox Him In In Order To Break Into A Dorm And Has Prepared For This Moment By Hanging Around Frist A Few Days
“Listen, I just got in on the Dinkory…”
Killer Mike
Terrace Club’s best performance, I think.
Pyro-Primitivism in the Digital Age
“Instead of gazing into the smoky sky, or cheering with friends, or simply staring in awe at the majesty of destruction, most students pulled out their camera phones, and watched the flames through their handheld device.”
Palmer House
“Then I linger on the porch in silence until my soda is gone.”
Tame Impala and the Art of Lonerism
This article began as something simple: write a nice review of Tame Impala’s critically acclaimed sophomore album, Lonerism. But then something struck me.
The Military-Emotional Complex
“The French image of the typical soldier is highly unflattering: an aristocratic, lunkheaded Saint-Cyrien or an ultra-Catholic crypto-fascist.”
Entry Passes
Life after Greek life: “It feels particularly abusive of a friendship to ask for a pass for one of your friends as well.”
Cons of the Bon
“In all seriousness, why can’t we throw a bonfire to praise women’s field hockey? Or for that matter, our Nobel Prize winners or Rhodes scholars?”
Star Wars Episode More
The 1977 Best Picture race as a metaphor for my life.
An Extended Verbatim
I once heard:
The Best Party You Never Went To
You thought it wasn’t possible. You thought it couldn’t be done. You thought the earth would stop rotating before a freshman boy became the most popular kid on campus—even if it was only for a week.
Physical Princeton
Space in this Princeton place.
Notes from the Reichling Family Fridge
Private Safety alerts.
Confessions VIII
Advice for young studs.
Montana
Photographs in/of the Treasure State.