Reichling Home
Department of Household Management
G r o c e r y S h o r t a g e A l e r t
This notice is to advise you of an incident that concerns the Reichling community
Date: Saturday, October 6, 2012
Incident: No milk in the refrigerator
The Department of Household Management is alerting family members to information received that there is no more 2% milk in the refrigerator. An adult male reported that the incident occurred during the early morning hours of Saturday, Oct. 6. Mrs. Reichling has already been notified.
The witness came downstairs at about 7:30 a.m., on Saturday, Oct. 6, prepared to enjoy the morning paper and a bowl of Cheerios after a long week of work. While he found the Cheerios in the pantry, when he opened the refrigerator, he found no milk. The witness shut the refrigerator door, and continued with his morning plans by settling for a bowl of oatmeal rather than his preferred breakfast.
If you have any information relevant to this incident, please contact Donald P. Reichling at (609) 555-1000, or visit the confidential tip line on the Department of Household Management’s website: https://tipline.reichling.org/
To maintain the steady supply of groceries, Household Management reminds all family members to follow these tips:
• Leave a note when we are running low on milk, or other food products.
• Do not use an unnecessarily large amount of milk with your cereal.
• If you “kill it,” you must “fill it.”
• Always report suspicious persons or activity immediately by calling 911.
Donald P. Reichling
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Reichling Home
Department of Household Management
S o m e b o d y ‘ s G r o u n d e d A l e r t
This notice is to advise you of an incident that concerns the Reichling community
Date: Sunday, October 14, 2012
Incident: Lewdness incident – family member wearing inappropriate top
The Department of Household Management wants to remind family members that there is a certain standard of dress with which we must comply if we want to go out on Saturday nights. Two adults reported that a female teenage member of the Reichling community left the house at 7:30 p.m. on the evening of Saturday, Oct. 14, 2012 in appropriate attire, only to return at 12:30 a.m. the following morning in a lewd and revealing tube top.
The suspect is a white female, about 5 foot 5 inches tall, and between 16 and 18 years old. She arrived home in a blue Ford Focus driven by a white teenage male, though she specifically promised that she would come home with her girlfriends. The suspect is in big trouble.
If you have any information relevant to this incident, or a reason why the suspect should be allowed to go out again, please call Donald P. Reichling at (609) 555-1000 immediately.
Donald P. Reichling
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Reichling Home
Department of Household Management
W e d d i n g A n n i v e r s a r y A l e r t
This notice is to advise you of the scheduled occurrence of an important family event
Date: Monday, October 22, 2012
Subject: Wedding Anniversary
One of the restaurants listed below will host the Reichlings for a special 20th wedding anniversary dinner, sometime between 5:15 p.m. and 8:00 p.m., Saturday, Oct. 27. The Reichlings periodically dine out for a variety of reasons, ranging from special events to grocery shortages at home.
• Mediterra on Hulfish Street
• La Mezzaluna on Witherspoon Street
• Bluepoint Grill on Nassau Street
• Peacock Inn on Bayard Lane
Members of the Reichling community to whom this alert is relevant, please inform Donald P. Reichling of your choice of restaurant and time by calling at (609) 555-1000, or visit the confidential tip line on the Department of Household Management’s website: https://tipline.reichling.org/
The Department of Household Management encourages Mrs. Reichling to take the following steps to enjoy this special evening:
• Be ready for one of the most romantic evenings of your life
• Pick out a nice dress, or other preferred item of clothing, to wear
• Stay alert and tuned into your surroundings. Be aware and prepared.
The anniversary dinner has been scheduled on a Saturday night to reduce the impact on the Reichling youth community. There will be leftovers in the fridge, and the Department of Household Management will leave money to order a pizza. We do, however, regret any inconvenience this event will cause.
Donald P. Reichling
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Reichling Home
Department of Household Management
A n i m a l C o n t r o l A l e r t
This notice is to advise you of an issue that concerns the Reichling community
Date: Thursday, October 25, 2012
Incident: Lack of attention towards the Reichling family pet
The Department of Household Management is alerting family members to the reported lack of attention two young, female Reichlings have shown towards the care of their dog, Bingo.
The dog is said to be a German Shepherd-Labrador mix, and somewhere between four and five years old. According to witnesses, Bingo was brought to the Reichling home from the Mercer County pound three years ago after repeated begging from two Reichling community members. One, a white female thought to be about 14 years old at the time, promised to “feed him twice a day.” The other, a white female approximately nine at the time, claimed that she would “give him baths every week and always brush him.”
The Department of Household Management regrets to report that these Reichlings have failed to follow up on their commitments. Today, Thursday, Oct. 25, Bingo’s bowl was empty at both breakfast and dinnertime. Meanwhile, over the past week, neighbors have repeatedly questioned the cleanliness of the dog. Upon seeing Bingo at about 12:15 p.m. on Wednesday, Oct. 24, Mrs. Johnson stated, “Looks like that dog hasn’t gotten a bath in weeks!”
The Department of Household Management reminds family members that they must start taking responsibility for Bingo, or that he will be returned to the pound.
As always, the Department of Household Management reminds all family members to follow the tips listed on our website (http://web.reichling.org/sites/householdmanagement/Tips.htm), including:
• If you see a bear, do not approach or attempt to feed it.
Donald P. Reichling