87-year-old Grandma: What’s that?
2D member: Tofu!
Grandma: Toe food?
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Overheard at 2D
Trans Man: So you know how there is Beyond Meat. I like to think of myself as Beyond Boy.
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Overheard at Firestone
Humanities Student: Can I say something that liberals would hate? I get so much flak for talking about polygamy. Centuries ago, it would have helped women gain rights through marriage.
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Overheard in a Swarthmore Cafe
Post-theatrical Barista: If anyone’s doing a production of Jesus Christ Superstar I’d join, but otherwise those days are over.
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Overheard outside my window
Greedy Student: I want to make a lot of money, but I don’t want to work very hard.
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Overheard in Joline Basement
Guy playing pool, in British accent: fockin’ ‘ell, mate!
His Polish opponent: ahhh KURWA!!!
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During a lecture in Mudd Library
Professional archivist: It was very binary. There was someone who identified as a man, someone who identified as a woman, and then Eisgruber.
Terrace Comp Lit major: Ah yes. Man, woman, Eisgruber. The three sexes.
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Overheard outside Lewis Center for the Arts
Law enforcement aspirant: I’m bad at lying and I’m even worse at telling the truth
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Overheard in a Murray Dodge convo on the Epstein files.
Student: Who else fujoshi-ing out over Bill Clinton and Donald Trump.
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Overheard on Blair Walk.
Girl on phone: Yeah the family is trying to keep it quiet! Who knows what would happen if it got out? … Yes, the triplets! … Yes, they are 12 siblings in total
