Obsessed stalker: Tell her I miss her.
Intermediary: What about her?
Obsessed stalker: Her jokes…her thirst for hot guys…that time she ate frozen pineapple.
The Nass is coming. Find a nice comfy ark and kick your feet up—it’s gonna be a while.

This week, the Nass faced death but returned from its sepulcher with new might. Grab a physical issue, or browse through the full design here!

This week the Nass is on the lookout, and there’s nowhere to hide. Grab a print copy somewhere on campus, or check out the full design below!
Obsessed stalker: Tell her I miss her.
Intermediary: What about her?
Obsessed stalker: Her jokes…her thirst for hot guys…that time she ate frozen pineapple.