Recently handsome man: Everyone keeps telling me that my haircut looks nice, but I didn’t get a haircut…
Real friend: …
Recently handsome man: It’s just growing out.
Real friend: Oh, so they just haven’t seen you in a while.
Recently handsome man: Yeah, and I guess they didn’t like my haircut before.










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