Tired junior: You could be Hamlet.
Melodramatic friend: O, how art thou, Juliet?

AITA for wanting my roommates to recycle? By u/trashtalker This last summer I (20M) was living in Chicago with some randomly assigned roommates. They turned out to be chill. One was a foster kid, one was a wealthy Manhattanite, and another had a blonde mustache. The only issue I had was that they did not…
Tired junior: You could be Hamlet.
Melodramatic friend: O, how art thou, Juliet?