Cow-Stapler Hater: “Cows don’t have red tails.”
Defensive Professor: “Cows also aren’t staplers.”
The Nass is coming. Find a nice comfy ark and kick your feet up—it’s gonna be a while.

This week, the Nass faced death but returned from its sepulcher with new might. Grab a physical issue, or browse through the full design here!

This week the Nass is on the lookout, and there’s nowhere to hide. Grab a print copy somewhere on campus, or check out the full design below!
Cow-Stapler Hater: “Cows don’t have red tails.”
Defensive Professor: “Cows also aren’t staplers.”