Burned Out Friend: *Goes on a depressing rant*
Over-committed Verbatim fan: That’s so sad, and I can’t even verbatim it.

AITA for wanting my roommates to recycle? By u/trashtalker This last summer I (20M) was living in Chicago with some randomly assigned roommates. They turned out to be chill. One was a foster kid, one was a wealthy Manhattanite, and another had a blonde mustache. The only issue I had was that they did not…
Burned Out Friend: *Goes on a depressing rant*
Over-committed Verbatim fan: That’s so sad, and I can’t even verbatim it.