English-major: It’s called a joke with alliteration.
ESL: It did not land in our lands.
Overheard in group chat
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Say It Like You Mean It With Your Fists for Once
A Nass writer says it like he means it with his fists for once
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This week we’ve got so much to say and only twentyy pages of magazine to fill so let’s just leave it at “GO!”: Full Design
The Nass doesn’t have the time/space for introductions, so, this week, we get right into it.
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Fugue on the Theme of a Name
“He noticed his own language was becoming violently metaphoric. The unseen power of this landscape awakened his mind to un-apprehended combinations of thoughts.”
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Amazing Thai in Princeton NJ Needs to be on Your Radar
A team of two sisters offers up authentic Thai cuisine for the chilly spring weather
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From Typesetting to Tradition: Marc Fisher’s Footprint on Nassau Weekly
An alum reflects on the Nass before the Nass: a Holder-based pilot mag called Friday
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The Sartrean Diary of a Cranky Barista
“Perhaps days are too long for me. I must change the scale of memory. I’ll try writing in hours and minutes.”
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Anabasis
Today, the forecast in Avernus: heavy fog; flash flood warnings; rising tides from the River Cocytus and Acheron. “New at 11, we’ll see that despite our individual attempts at self-control, lamenting and sorrow will continue spilling into the future,” the weatherman drones, and haunted, I think of those ghosts with clipped wings clicking their…
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A-Train to Elsewhere
“I did not understand the sentiment of a chapter. Life had only been one chapter. I thought life would only be one chapter.”
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The Nassau Weekly Anonymous
Nass contributors share drug stories that are strange, funny, remarkable, heartwarming, or otherwise worth compiling.
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THE DRUG ISSUE: Full Design
This time, the Nass experiments with substances. We go a little too far. We get faded.
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The Modern Cowboy’s a Guy Who Smokes Weed: A Treatise on Chronic Daily Use
A personal history of moderate substance use and abuse
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