Honor Code Violator: Yeah, ever since ChatGPT came out, I’ve been finding it so hard to write sentences.
Overheard in Firestone First Floor Bathroom
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Enfleshment
“If the body cares not for itself, / who would care for it? / What is the use / of wasted breath?”
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Breakout – Full Design
This week, the Nass celebrates Women*s History Month with a series of brilliant, probing, and devastating pieces by and about women* of all kinds.
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A Letter from the Publishers: Celebrating the Women*s Issue
The co-publishers of the Nassau Weekly celebrate the third-annual Women*s Issue.
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Fake Housewives, Get Out
In which a writer contemplates the influence of housewives, real and fake.
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Refusal, Or: Three Cauliflower Ears
In which a Nass writer celebrates the work of prominent surrealist Leonara Carrington.
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Weight Watcher
“No matter how good my grades are or how well I do in my after-school clubs, I fight with my body.”
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The Long and Short: Hair
“Every time I looked in the mirror, my cropped hair reminded me that I had suffered, had experienced something that none of my peers could comprehend.”
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Lincoln
“He wouldn’t have taken it normally, but there was a girl at Lincoln’s shoulder, a fiber science major who kept touching his button-down to inspect the weave, and he couldn’t tell afterwards whether she’d only kissed him because it was 100% cotton.”
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Cruzing Away – Full Design
This week, the Nass gets creative with our culinary adventures, meditates on the significance of trains, and memorializes Fine Hall.
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Saturday Afternoon
“We stood, then sat, like that for a while: just ourselves, so small. It made us feel so together and so apart, as if it were the first day we met.”
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Letter from the Editor on Fossil Fuel Divestment
“In the interest of ensuring a livable future for all generations after us, we at the Nass call on the University by way of its resource committee, its Board of Trustees, and our University President to conduct an immediate and complete divestment from all fossil fuels.”