Romantic: The sole remaining balloon from Valentine’s Day.
Optimist: And she’s still flying, I’m so proud of her.
Romantic: Yea, I murdered all her sisters. I took scissors to them.

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Romantic: The sole remaining balloon from Valentine’s Day.
Optimist: And she’s still flying, I’m so proud of her.
Romantic: Yea, I murdered all her sisters. I took scissors to them.