Romantic: The sole remaining balloon from Valentine’s Day.
Optimist: And she’s still flying, I’m so proud of her.
Romantic: Yea, I murdered all her sisters. I took scissors to them.

AITA for wanting my roommates to recycle? By u/trashtalker This last summer I (20M) was living in Chicago with some randomly assigned roommates. They turned out to be chill. One was a foster kid, one was a wealthy Manhattanite, and another had a blonde mustache. The only issue I had was that they did not…
Romantic: The sole remaining balloon from Valentine’s Day.
Optimist: And she’s still flying, I’m so proud of her.
Romantic: Yea, I murdered all her sisters. I took scissors to them.