Guy 1: Don’t have that candy, it’s empty calories.
Guy 2: Oh whatever, I’m probably going to get wasted and boot later anyway.
Guy 1: Yeah, I’ll probably do that too.
Guy 2: Hey, actually, you want to become bulimic with me?
Overheard in 1941
-

-
Am I The Asshole?
AITA for wanting my roommates to recycle? By u/trashtalker This last summer I (20M) was living in Chicago with some randomly assigned roommates. They turned out to be chill. One was a foster kid, one was a wealthy Manhattanite, and another had a blonde mustache. The only issue I had was that they did not…









