Boy 1: Who is that blond girl in Cottage in your profile picture? She was in my Dostoevsky seminar.
Boy 2: She’s one of my best friends.
Boy 1: I feel like club sailing has some of the most diverse affiliations.
Overheard by elevator
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The Definitive List of Who (or What [or Even Where]) is Mother
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Unrequited Love: Full Design
This week, the Nass investigates the future of art, probes at prosopagnosia, and contemplates a cure for heartsickness.










