Guy 1: Yeah, so I hooked up with this really hot girl last night.
Guy 2: What’d you do?
Guy 1: We made out on the dance floor at one of the eating clubs.
Guy 1: Dude, that doesn’t count. That’s like hookup inflation.
(Editor’s note: Actually, it does count. It’s called a dance floor kiss, or “DFK” for short. As in, Guy 1 totally DFK’d a hot girl last night. A variation is the tap room kiss (“TRK”).)