Recruit who dropped their sport: Can I work in?
Regular student: Work in Stone? Frist? Campus Club? Work in where?
Overheard at the gym
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Something Like Plot
A review of an experimental film entitled The Hart of London. It’s avant-garde and philosophical, but never boring.
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Telescoping Morning
“In the succeeding entries, we telescope our mornings by recounting and recasting. Each succeeding morning of a series is composed in exactly half the number of words of the previous. Diminish with us below.”
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BROTHER ALI’S CURE FOR MODERNITY
An underground Muslim rapper diagnoses our sickness and offers some remedy.
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Why We Do OA
“Our most homespun particularities would illuminate the dusk in the woods like lanterns as we sat together after dinner.”
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Le Cirque, C’est Chic
One pearly-teethed, outdoors adverse Princeton debutant examines the thrilling liberation of circus arts.
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A Toast Well-Browned
For one woman, perpetually disheartened by dining hall desserts, a new discovery prompts renewed enthusiasm, and, dare we say, rekindled emotion.
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The Bust of Sokrates
“But then the Romans didn’t want paunchy, lumpy bodies in their villas (aside from their own), so they decapitated Sokrates, already green and moldy from the hemlock, and shoved his face alone in their alcoves, dressing him up in pure white marble.”
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The Character in Woody Allen Films Who is Clearly Just Woody Allen Played by Someone Else
“the Universe is Expanding!”
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Meditations from the Dishwashing Room
“Two weeks ago, after a summer spent clearing plates at a restaurant in Seoul, I donned an orange apron and began my next stint as a food industry worker at the Rocky-Mathey dining hall.”