Very Old Man 1: You better go get your stuff, we’re being displaced.
VOM 2: I feel like a Palestinian.
Overheard at 50th Reunion dinner while plates are bussed
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Am I The Asshole?
AITA for wanting my roommates to recycle? By u/trashtalker This last summer I (20M) was living in Chicago with some randomly assigned roommates. They turned out to be chill. One was a foster kid, one was a wealthy Manhattanite, and another had a blonde mustache. The only issue I had was that they did not…









