March 8, 2020


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Overheard at Roma

Freshman with bangs on Super Tuesday: Loading up the New York Times. I’m such a liberal cuck.

Heard Crossing Washington Road

Party Animal: I'm going to get so drunk tonight...it's Super Tuesday!

Overheard by Wawa

Senior: You know what would make a great Nass Article? "I tripped for 24 hours in Firestone: Here’s What I Found."

Overheard by a burger restaurant in D.C.

International Senior: Why are they cooking dogs? It really makes me unsettled. I thought that dogs are only killed for cooking in some places in Asia nowadays. I hate this.

Overheard at Whitman Dining Hall

Nass Freshman: Isn’t Jia Tolentino a pornstar?

Overheard at Terrace

Non-denominational Junior: Ash Wednesday was last Friday right?

Overheard in Seminar

Tony Award winning Director/Professor: You don't know for sure that I'm not a mass murderer.

Overheard in Foulke

Alcoholic?: It’s been 4 years and I still don’t know my limits.

Overheard in Blair Plaza

Drunk Guy pointing at parked PSAFE car: Man look at that random car. So random. Oh wait that's PSAFe. Maaaaaannnnnn.

Overheard at Lockhart

Possessive Junior: Yo, stop reading my cookbook!
Defensive Frosh: I'm trying to learn how to read!

Overheard at Lockhart

COS Major to Frosh: You aged 20 years this past semester because you're CBE, you dumb bitch.

Overheard at Lockhart

Frosh: Wow, you're even cooler in person.
Idol: Was I not a person in the dark?

Overheard at Lockhart

Drunk guy needing to button sleeves: Can you button this for me… damn that's so hot

Overheard in Whitman

Rowing freshman: I REFUSE to be at Dick's Sporting Goods for more than an hour.

Overheard in Roma D-Hall

Healthy Frosh: The hot line is so long. I think half the reason I eat salads is just because I'm so lazy.

Overheard at Roma

Frosh trying to win a debate: But sugar cubes have never been alive.

Overheard outside Cap

Bouncer: This is not a line. This is a gagglefuck.

Overheard in a Meeting

Frustrated Sophomore, about Coronavirus: I'm sick of all this isolationist rhetoric–I just want to spend my summer abroad!

Overheard at Choir Practice

Recently single soph: I knew there was something off about him…it was the group sex