The Nass was founded in 1979 by a couple guys who still answer our emails and one guy who doesn’t. It makes a nice story that the magazine was created as a reaction to the countercultural wave breaking against Las Vegas. Maybe–these guys said–we can scrape together what’s left and hold this animating energy in our hands. Then, we can put it in a filing cabinet, so other people can also hold it down the line. 

 

But four years after the American exit from Saigon? Sure. Whatever you say. 

 

I had a dream that it rained for two million triassic years, and we called it April. Ferns grew as big as lifted pickups. The Nass, at present, occupies a small room in the basement of Bloomberg, and in the dream, it flooded. All the archives melted into a pulpy soup of poorly written cultural commentary. We were adrift. We had no history anymore. 

 

Every tragedy evokes a sort of limp catharsis as if, crotch-deep in these flood waters, you had pissed yourself. And what a tragedy. To leave the materials soggy and illegible behind you. 

 

Dear god–the one in heaven–please cast down that deluge. Bring it upon us. Flush out the filing cabinets of the Nassau Weekly, and let us ride atop a high and beautiful wave of our own design.

Say It Like You Mean It With Your Fists for Once

A Nass writer says it like he means it with his fists for once

This week we’ve got so much to say and only twentyy pages of magazine to fill so let’s just leave it at “GO!”: Full Design

The Nass doesn’t have the time/space for introductions, so, this week, we get right into it. 

Private Logic in The Bear

Intimate silences and expository behavior in a hit Hulu series

Fugue on the Theme of a Name

“He noticed his own language was becoming violently metaphoric. The unseen power of this landscape awakened his mind to un-apprehended combinations of thoughts.”

Amazing Thai in Princeton NJ Needs to be on Your Radar

A team of two sisters offers up authentic Thai cuisine for the chilly spring weather

From Typesetting to Tradition: Marc Fisher’s Footprint on Nassau Weekly

An alum reflects on the Nass before the Nass: a Holder-based pilot mag called Friday

The Sartrean Diary of a Cranky Barista

“Perhaps days are too long for me. I must change the scale of memory. I’ll try writing in hours and minutes.”

Anabasis

Today, the forecast in Avernus: heavy fog; flash flood warnings; rising tides from the River Cocytus and Acheron. “New at 11, we’ll see that despite our individual attempts at self-control, lamenting and sorrow will continue spilling into the future,” the weatherman drones,    and haunted, I think of those ghosts with clipped wings clicking their […]

My Thoughts are Running Away

A Nass writer beams 24 thoughts straight from his brain to yours

A-Train to Elsewhere

“I did not understand the sentiment of a chapter. Life had only been one chapter. I thought life would only be one chapter.”

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