This week we’ve got so much to say and only twentyy pages of magazine to fill so let’s just leave it at “GO!”

April 11, 2024

Say It Like You Mean It With Your Fists for Once

A Nass writer says it like he means it with his fists for once

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This week we’ve got so much to say and only twentyy pages of magazine to fill so let’s just leave it at “GO!”: Full Design

The Nass doesn’t have the time/space for introductions, so, this week, we get right into it. 

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Private Logic in The Bear

Intimate silences and expository behavior in a hit Hulu series

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Fugue on the Theme of a Name

“He noticed his own language was becoming violently metaphoric. The unseen power of this landscape awakened his mind to un-apprehended combinations of thoughts.”

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Amazing Thai in Princeton NJ Needs to be on Your Radar

A team of two sisters offers up authentic Thai cuisine for the chilly spring weather

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From Typesetting to Tradition: Marc Fisher’s Footprint on Nassau Weekly

An alum reflects on the Nass before the Nass: a Holder-based pilot mag called Friday

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The Sartrean Diary of a Cranky Barista

“Perhaps days are too long for me. I must change the scale of memory. I’ll try writing in hours and minutes.”

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Anabasis

Today, the forecast in Avernus: heavy fog; flash flood warnings; rising tides from the River Cocytus and Acheron. “New at 11, we’ll see that despite our individual attempts at self-control, lamenting and sorrow will continue spilling into the future,” the … Read More

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My Thoughts are Running Away

A Nass writer beams 24 thoughts straight from his brain to yours

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A-Train to Elsewhere

“I did not understand the sentiment of a chapter. Life had only been one chapter. I thought life would only be one chapter.”

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Verbatim

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Overheard while opening Hinge

Yearning addict: It's a reflex.

Overheard during Confession:

Females these days: I want to dress pretty and yap. I want something warm inside me. I love men.

Overheard at office hours

Ambitious, hardened woman: I don't want to be up at midnight helping some stupid kids, I wanna be in bed at midnight in my mansion.

Overheard while having your cake and eating it too

Disillusioned by American desserts: There's no taste. It's just something white in my mouth.

Overheard while scoping in Frist

Discerning mentor: You should be thankful if you get someone that is 5'6 on Princeton Campus. 

Needs help: I can’t tell how tall he actually is because he wears Doc Martens.

Overheard on the Sixth Floor

Thirsty Nass-supporter: I would be honored to have a verbatim-writing credit.

Overheard in Guyot Hall

Has their priorities straight: I want to take a gap year to focus on my aquaponic farm.

Overheard at Dillon

Normal guy: I feel like I'm witnessing some kind of masculine pagan ritual right now.

Overheard while reading thesis edits

Professor in the streets, verbal veteran in the Sheets: I have used the word "cowed" but I would never recommend it.

Overheard in Zumba

Cottage cheese & tinned fish fangirl: I’m trying to eat more elderly people foods.

Overhead in Ellipse Neighborhood

Scooter-less freshman male: I swear, dude, with all this rain and all these NPCs walking around, I'm going to hit someone on my bike and kill them.

Overheard in Choi Dining Hall

Enlightened empath, currently taking HUM219 Jesus and Buddha: You should always feel bad for stupid people.