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Student who has been in the library all day: I feel like I need to do something for myself for a change.
Another student: What are you thinking?
Same tired student: Sleep.
Someone who doesn’t play around: Has anyone told you that you are manipulative?
Girl in boy troubles: Well. Actually, yes.
Friend discussing another friend’s disposition: I feel like you are a very chalant person.
Friend being discussed: Really? I take myself as someone who isn’t non-chalant at all.
Interjector: Guys! You are talking about the same thing!
Not-an-opera-person: Sandra Oh is in an opera?
Opera-person: It’s a speaking role.
Recent victim of 'playful' Bike Ramming: Northern Europeans play too rough, Like- he thought we were both having fun there.
Engineer: I'm running an experiment in the apartment for a lab so don't be concerned if you see wires in the bathroom lol.
Patron: My cousin just gave birth. And it ripped…to her ass.
Upperclassman: You don't actually have to know anything to get a job.
Princeton student 1: we're such fucking nerds
Princeton student 2: Dude, it's Princeton