By: Zach Cohen
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The Loudest Voice You’ve Never Heard
“because of its distance from the more populous undergraduate portion of the University, many students today are unaware of the carillon’s existence. ‘I’m the loudest voice you’ve never heard,’ Lisa laments.”
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The Anonymous Tastemakers
“During a discussion of symbols in my writing seminar, a classmate referred to the sweatshirt, which they were wearing, as ‘a semiotic wonder.'”
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A review of You Were Never Really Here
Both squarely within and bushing the boundaries of Lynne Ramsey’s heralded artistries.
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The Nass Recommends!
A controversial experimental film and a streaming service you might know about but is being recommended for those that don’t.
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Peer Review
“Since the beginning of time, editors at The Nassau Weekly have taken their pens to each other’s Common Application Essays. And yes, The Nassau Weekly has been around since the beginning of time.”
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Bleak Dorm
Princeton’s degree of social exclusivity is abnormal. Whether compared to colleges whose social lives are dominated by bar culture, or colleges with extensive Greek life, Princeton stands out in the extent of its social hierarchy and in the lack of truly inclusive late-night social spaces.
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Princeton Student Climate Initiative’s Plan for Action
The stories of people of color are consistently excluded from environmentalist narratives because they require consideration of our environment not in isolation, but as an intersectional struggle with racial and economic justice.
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Isle of Dogs review
“In any case, it is left up to the viewer to not get too lost in the dazzling visual spectacle of the film, and be sure to consider that despite the immaculate attention to detail, some details might still have been rendered invisible.”
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Ethical Engineers
“Overturning decades and decades of conduct of computer scientists is a Herculean effort, but it’s one that is perhaps long overdue.”
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incandescence / fluorescence
“She had written,/I can feel the little vibrations of the bus up and down. /A silent fleshy hum, a reminder of discontent and inadequacy.”
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Once Upon a Time Not Long Ago
First, there was the cinnamon challenge. Then, the Tide Pod challenge. And now, the Frist hoe.
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Barbed Beauty
“Perhaps we must accept that we are simply watchers of beautiful forms. And if we acknowledge that we are observers, bound by our own frailties and limitations, we may be able to rescue the memory of what was, for an instant, exquisite.”
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I Want You Flat on Your Back, And Then I Want You Strong Again: A Different Phantom Thread
“These are Alma’s and the film’s first words. A cynic will scoff, but no, give a serious thought to this idea. How many of us have the courage to dream – how many of us have the courage to dispense with cynicism and see our dreams come true?”

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