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We Should Really, Like, Do A Cleanse
What do Gwyneth Paltrow, my mother, and their doctors have in common?
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40.36° South 105.3° East
You have walked through FitzRandolph Gate, and you will never graduate. You keep walking until you hit the shore.
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Jewish Wisdom
Dear Aron & Josh, Someone in my frat is making me fast for a week. I really don’t want to drop out of the frat but I don’t know if I can make it a week with just water. Help?
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Customers Who Bought This
I don’t like it when you use my Amazon account. My recommendations are getting stranger and stranger and I know it’s because of you. You should remember that it tells me which items are bought together—and, honestly, you have some explaining to do.
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What Would Jesus Do at Princeton
Mary is cooking breakfast in an ordinary kitchen in a subdivision with a pool in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. She pauses for a moment when she catches her reflection in the brushed metal surface of the new refrigerator.
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Solving for Why?
I noticed that Stefan talked quite a bit about balancing things. Before you find an optimal outcome, you must first find if your equation is balanced (or something like that). I pictured Stefan looking into his closet that morning. He selects a pair of jeans and then couples it with a chambray shirt. He knows…
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101 Questions to Ask Eisgruber at Office Hours
What is Cap Love? How can I improve my relationship with my mother? what’s ur dick like? You’re Jewish but your name is Christopher… is that weird for you? Have you ever hooked up with a student? Be honest. Which one(s)? Are you circumcised? Is your wife circumcised? Can you use the word “titillate” in…