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Nass-strology: SCOR-A-HOPE (if you’re lucky) Edition
“Most people claim they don’t believe in horoscopes. But admit it. Some days even the best of us take two minutes of our lives to check what information the movements of celestial objects will divine.”
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Nasstrology: Valentine’s Day Edition
The Nass gives its lovelorn readers guidance for the greeting card industry’s favorite holiday.
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Peer Review
Since the beginning of time, editors at the Nassau Weekly have taken their pens to each other’s Common Application Essays. And yes, the Nassau Weekly has been around since the beginning of time.
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59 Rejected Theses
Here in all their glory are our 59 (close enough, right?) rejected theses.
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10 Types of Voters
“There’s the old adage, “know thy enemy,” or in this case, “know thy political sparring partner.”
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Peer Review
“Since the beginning of time, editors at The Nassau Weekly have taken their pens to each other’s Common Application Essays. And yes, The Nassau Weekly has been around since the beginning of time.”
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Once Upon a Time Not Long Ago
First, there was the cinnamon challenge. Then, the Tide Pod challenge. And now, the Frist hoe.
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The Last List
It’s the apocalypse, and in its last death rattle, the illustrious Nassau Weekly decides to leave one more gift to humanity, to create the only remembrance of our time on earth, to cement an eternal legacy—to publish THE LAST LIST.
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Peer Review
Since the beginning of time, editors at The Nassau Weekly have taken their pens to each other’s Common Application essays…