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Public Service Announcement
The following is a message from the Colorado Springs Safety Council, a proud mountain western affiliate of The Nassau Weekly. This is your safety spokesman, Melvin R. McGinnis, speaking.
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Read Receipt Manifesto
I, a frustrated child of this generation, nursed on, yet never quite weaned off of Technology’s teat, decry the current state of Digital Communication.
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The Nass’s Classes
Real class -> Playful pejorative THR 201 : Beginning Studies/Acting -> “Shows for joes” ENG 206 : Reading Literature: Fiction -> “Plots for twats” POL 210 : Political Theory -> “Rules for tools” EGR 194 : Intro Engineering -> “Screws for Jews” JRN 445 : Investigative Journalism -> “Newsies for floosies” PHY 304 : Advanced Electromagnetism -> “Flux for schmucks” LIN…
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Confessions IX
Am I handsome? There are days when my face is clear and my hair all in place and I believe that I am very comely, and there are days when I am unduly scruffy and pimpled and I despise my own reflection. I
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100 Better Ways To Spend The $75,000 Now Being Spent By The USG On Their Signature Orange & Black Ball:
(Which Three-Hour Ball Consists Of Gymnasium Drunkenness, Middling Food, And Middling Music)
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