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Writing East

Maybe I’m homesick or maybe I’ve just sold out, but I’ve stopped distinguishing between the states that make up the great green Midwest I call home.

by Susannah Sharpless on October 19, 2011March 22, 2013

Twitterature

The case for tweets as poetry.

by Susannah Sharpless on April 18, 2012March 22, 2013

Respecting Ms. Banks

Of the many things the singer Banks (the stage name of Jillian Banks) does well—and I think there are many—the thing she does best is cultivate her own vibe.

by Susannah Sharpless on November 23, 2014November 23, 2014

Throwback Soundtrack

I don’t remember why I started listening to RadioNow 93.1, Indianapolis’ Top 40 radio station, but I know exactly when. I was nine, and it was the summer after third grade. Before this, I had basically stayed away from pop culture. I didn’t really get it, or like it, and there was a girl in my school who told me she was receiving shots to delay puberty because she had watched too much Britney Spears with her older siblings and it had somehow tricked her body into pressing “skip” over the last part of her pre-preteen years.

by Susannah Sharpless on March 9, 2013March 22, 2013

Dear Prefrosh

A little story from Susannah’s Preview experience: eyes bright, face flushed, she had decided that her passion was Comparative Literature (it isn’t), and what do you know, there was an open house, at 4:30, in a place called East Pyne. Perfect, she thought, locating “Pyne,” on the map and setting off.

by Filipa Ioannou, Susannah Sharpless on April 11, 2013April 13, 2013

The Girls in Charge of the Old Boys’ Clubs

The Ivy membership has gathered in the library. One by one, they choose who will fill the positions on the club’s officer board: they elect a male president, a male vice-president, a female bicker chair, and a male social chair. One more position remains: house manager.

by Susannah Sharpless on April 19, 2014April 27, 2014

Babes and Burgers

“I could really go for a good burger right now,” my friend says in a tone that conveys that a burger would fill not only her stomach, but her soul. She leans against the wall expectantly. All night, she’s been flirting with another friend, a certain kind of guy who likes a certain kind of girl: thin, glossy-haired, and intelligent enough to be a sparkling conversationalist, quick with a comeback, but not necessarily intellectually aggressive enough to call him on any of his bullshit.

by Susannah Sharpless on March 28, 2013April 6, 2013

Dear Metta World Peace

Metta, you don’t know me, but I know you. And I’ve known you. You were an Indiana Pacer from the time I was 10 to 14 and children in Indiana grow up knowing the names of Pacers the way they know the Pledge of Allegiance. But then when I was in sixth grade you almost strangled a fan at a Detroit Pistons’ game and got yourself traded.

by Susannah Sharpless on February 22, 2014February 22, 2014

Peer Review (Part 2)

Andrew Sondern edits Susannah Sharpless’s Common App essay.

by Andrew Sondern, Susannah Sharpless on March 1, 2013March 22, 2013

Drunk Eating Club

Damien* is a frat bro, infamous on the Princeton campus for his trust fund and sexual aggression, and he has something to say. “Write this down,” he says to me. “Damien does not like women.” I ask why not. “Because they’re not cool.” Why not? “Because I can’t relate to them.”

by Susannah Sharpless on April 4, 2013April 13, 2013

It’s Too Easy Being (John) Green

Good or bad, long or short, about wizards or vampires, successful young adult novels make their fans go crazy. Really, really nuts.

by Susannah Sharpless on November 9, 2011March 22, 2013

Selling the Self

“Don’t go over there,” my friend advised. “It gets weird and religious.”

by Susannah Sharpless on September 28, 2011March 22, 2013


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