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101 Questions to Ask Eisgruber at Office Hours

What is Cap Love? How can I improve my relationship with my mother? what’s ur dick like? You’re Jewish but your name is Christopher… is that weird for you? Have you ever hooked up with a student? Be honest. Which … Read More

by staff on March 8, 2014March 8, 2018

A Better Course Guide

“MNG 105: What to Expect When You’re Expectorating” and other courses.

by staff on December 5, 2013December 7, 2013

121 Reasons Why I Have to Attend a Different Precept

Can’t listen to the kid next to me clear his throat again.

by staff on November 7, 2013July 20, 2017

Nass 100

100 things the staff of the Nass doesn’t want to see again next year: So much self-loathing staring back out of the mirror My love handles My puffy cheeks My cankles Food My third nipple Uncircumcised penises Uncircumcised vaginas The … Read More

by staff on May 9, 2013August 18, 2013

100 Things to Do Before Coming to Princeton

One million push-ups. Read every book ever. Join a frat. Build a fort. Get a bold new haircut. Set fire to the rain. Lose 15-60 pounds. Lose appendix. Lose virginity. Make love. Make two people cry in one night. Show every … Read More

by staff on April 11, 2013July 20, 2017

Jeremiah Was a Prophet

Jeremiah (“The Weeping Prophet”) is famous for prophesying the destruction of Jerusalem and the exile of the Jews. In the Hebrew Bible, God called to Jeremiah in 626 BC and said that the Jewish people had forsaken him by worshiping false idols. God instructed Jeremiah to proclaim that unless they repented, the Israelites would be pillaged by a foreign nation and exiled from their land as punishment.

by staff on February 23, 2013February 11, 2015

Kanye West’s Top 120 Baby Names

1. Mistake
2. Hieronymus
3. Magical Negro
4. Doubletree
5. Krampus
6. North by North
7. Glass Spanish
8. CRIME
9. Susanorlean Orchid
10. Sheikh

by staff on February 23, 2013March 22, 2013

WPRB Top 30 Charts

1. Toro y Moi
Anything in Return
Carpark

2. Bibi Tanga and the Selenites
40 Degrees of Sunshine
Nat Geo

3. Paint Fumes
Uck Life
Slovenly

by staff on February 23, 2013March 22, 2013

A Better Course Guide

Courses that take YOU

by staff on December 6, 2012March 22, 2013

A Better Course Guide

Courses that take YOU

by staff on December 5, 2012March 22, 2013

100 Better Ways To Spend The $75,000 Now Being Spent By The USG On Their Signature Orange & Black Ball:

(Which Three-Hour Ball Consists Of Gymnasium Drunkenness, Middling Food, And Middling Music)

by staff on October 17, 2012July 21, 2017

Gangnam Racist Style

K-Pop makes it big, but then what?

by staff on September 26, 2012March 17, 2013


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