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From the Editors

From Us To You.

by Colin Pfeiffer on April 3, 2008March 17, 2013

From the Editors

Our Weekly Missive.

by Colin Pfeiffer on March 6, 2008March 17, 2013

A Nass 100 Introduction

Over a lunch of pizza bagels, a fan of this very paper was asked to explain the Nass 100. “The Nass 100 is this thing that the Nass does every year where they like list one hundred things they never want to see again and like 33.3% of them are super funny.” Well, we are pleased to announce a full 67 (round up!) percent of this year’s list is top-form humour! Incremental progress, folks.

by Colin Pfeiffer on September 25, 2008March 17, 2013

A Conversation with the Editors

Ca: I think we need to have a talk.

Cb: What about?

Ca: I didn’t actually call you in here to take a shower. I called you in here for something else.

Cb: What’s that?

Ca: I called you in here because I think you have a drinking problem.

by Colin Pfeiffer on October 2, 2008March 17, 2013

Letters

Characters U S Scene 1 Lights come up on a sitcom-style living/dining room/kitchen set. It is reminiscent of I Love Lucy. U, a large foam letter is sitting on the couch nursing a cup of coffee. S, another large foam … Read More

by Colin Pfeiffer on October 3, 2007March 17, 2013

This Just In From Egypt

But, with the surge in oil prices and the resultant focus on the Middle East, Cairo and Egypt (along with pre-bombed Beirut) became virtual Meccas of Western culture. And, of course, with the Gucci and the McDonald’s came the fitness clubs. Appearing like empty candy wrappers after a night of THC-induced debauchery, these clubs came complete with ellipticals, aerobics classes and muscle-bound personal trainers. Catering to the Cairene elite, the gyms cover all the bases: massage parlors, multiple steam rooms, kickboxing and hip-hop classes and, of course, the smoothie bar

by Colin Pfeiffer on October 4, 2006March 17, 2013

From the Editors

Our Weekly Missive.

by Colin Pfeiffer on March 27, 2008March 17, 2013

The Bald Soprano and The Chairs

Princeton’s drug culture is like a moon. Once a month it is full, lustrous and can be seen from all over campus. For some, this metaphorical moon is perpetually full and bright while for others the sky above is eternally dark.

by Colin Pfeiffer on April 13, 2005March 17, 2013

StalkFest

Stalking someone is like sucking the marrow out of bones. It is disgusting both to watch and perform.

by Colin Pfeiffer on March 30, 2005March 17, 2013


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