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Princewatch: The “Prince” Once Again Confirms That We Are All Losers
A triumph of data analysis or a sick project of perversion?
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Oeuvre Reviews: Josh Malina in “View From The Top”
A Nass writer takes another dive into the work of her favorite B-list actor.
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Oeuvre Reviews, Joshua Malina: Scandal, Season 1
“As to why I decided watching Josh Malina’s oeuvre was a good idea: It’s not. As to why I became a fan: Reader, I think he’s cute.”
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Peer Review
Since the beginning of time, editors at the Nassau Weekly have taken their pens to each other’s Common Application Essays. And yes, the Nassau Weekly has been around since the beginning of time.
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Telescoping Cavity
To telescope, we begin with 300 words, then slice the word count in half for each successive section. We stop when the numbers stop dividing evenly. This week, four Nass writers telescope the word “cavity.” Charlie Nuermberger (cn0260) CW: Suicide It’s really beautiful, under the gas station canopy lights, when snow falls, and…
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DEAD DOVE: DO NOT EAT: A Personal(ish) History of Fanfiction
“Now that it’s mainstream, it’s hard for me to reconcile the subcultural nature of fanfiction and fan spaces with its ever-increasing visibility. For almost a decade, I’ve been so entrenched in fan culture that it surprises me when someone doesn’t know what Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics entail.”
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Weight Watcher
“No matter how good my grades are or how well I do in my after-school clubs, I fight with my body.”
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What’s in a Name?
“My name exists in a space that holds a history so long I can barely fathom it, all glossed over with a nice coat of Americanization.”
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Big Hoe III
A virtual take on the illustrious Nass tradition of spending 24 hours in Frist.
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Oeuvre Reviews: Joshua Malina in Sports Night
“It was a chilling fragment of the 20th century hiding under the innocent guise of a sitcom, leaving me shaking in my little Gen-Z boots.”