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High Rise: Full Design

In the final issue of volume 47, the Nass pays a visit to President Clinton’s stomping grounds, cries with Joyce Carol Oates, and does or does not do drugs in the Bay Area.

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Did a Top Science Journal Publish a Creationist Paper?

Dumb logic and intelligent design in a recent Nature article.

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July

“By the eighth day words had begun to fail me. I thought in silent images. It was hot. We ate greedily, excessively, grilled meat on the bone, whole fish smiling up from the table, savory noodles prepared in cold sesame sauce with fresh cucumber. I sat around for hours after lunch feeling uncomfortably full.”

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Nass List: What’s Wrong With Me?

What’s wrong with us?

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True and False: Bay Area

A drug deal that wasn’t. A minister on mushrooms. Which is real, and which is fake?

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October

“You didn’t talk to me today. And I suppose I didn’t say anything either. So I searched for an excuse for you to remember me, wondering what I could possibly ask.”

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“Fact-Heavy and Exceedingly Vapid”: A Visit to the Bill Clinton Presidential Library

A shrine to Slick Willie and his presidential T-rex.

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Inevitable Acts: Ruminations on The Lady with the Pet Dog

Through Joyce Carol Oates, a Nass writer ponders the inexorable force of love.

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A Banlieue Dance

A portrait of the Saint-Denis suburb of Paris, as told through a pickpocketing.

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Letter from the Editors

We strive to be a democratic publication, one whose direction is shaped by our contributors more than our editorial staff. When we floated the idea for a sex issue, we received overwhelming enthusiasm from the Nass community. So we went … Read More

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Sex Issue (2023): Full Design

Read the full design of our newest issue, the Sex Issue.

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The 3rd Nassau Weekly Smut Competition

CW: This is some gross stuff.

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