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The Fristification Kid

In April 2001, David Brooks published “The Organization Kid,” in which he typified Princeton students as absurdly busy with “self-improvement, résumé-building, and enrichment.” Brooks conceived of the whole process by which the students had become hard-working and career-oriented as organization, but this authoress’s significantly more extensive fieldwork reveals the even more interesting process of subjectification through which Organization Kids become fristified.

by Aileen Nielsen on April 28, 2004March 17, 2013

On Unpacking My Record Collection

One of the most important things my father taught me was how to handle a record.

by Jacob Savage on September 22, 2004March 17, 2013

Dogflesh

“There is one conclusion then: these are not dogs barking in the street. If they were dogs, I would not be afraid.”

by Charles Nuermberger on October 3, 2021October 2, 2021

Barbie Pink and Rani Pink: Crushed Under Corporate Feminism

“Adapting Marx on capitalism, a character in the film notes that ‘Kenland contains the seeds of its own destruction.’ Well, so does Barbie.”

by Mollika Jai Singh on September 7, 2023

Attachments

“Honey, you’re so talented with computers,” my mom smiles. “Can you please help me attach this file?”

by Azza Cohen on February 7, 2015February 8, 2015

Ardently, Maddeningly, Gloriously Tempted

All men lusted for the firebrand they called Flaming Tina, famed for the molten fire in her hair — and for the hot temper running fierce through the noble Scblood of Lady Valentina Kennedy. Forced into marriage with the fearsome warrior of an enemy clan, Tina vowed to use her wild beauty to gain mastery over Lord Ramsay Douglas. Women hungered to be pressed against his steely chest … and men feared the brawn and rage of Black Ram Douglas. Ram swore he would make the defiant Valentina a dutiful wife after he had broken her hellion’s pride. But the girl he set out to tame became the woman who taught him what it meant to be ardently, maddeningly, gloriously tempted.”

by Emily Dunlay on April 2, 2009March 17, 2013

Elevators

“Someone said this to me the other day: People always seem to press the elevator button again even if someone else has already pressed it.”

by Katie Duggan on October 15, 2017October 15, 2017

To Sleep, Perchance

My favorite movies are always about dreams. As are my favorite books. In my mind, the standard by which all artistic output should be weighed is how successfully the creative mind has tapped into his or her dream-world, and how … Read More

by Chris Arp on October 11, 2006March 17, 2013

Think Before You Speak

It was a hot Friday night in Berlin, and young people on the narrow streets of Kreuzberg district were just beginning their usual 48-hour clubbing routine with cigarettes, beer, and lines of cocaine. Aware that I stood out as a solitary woman and an obvious foreigner, I tried to shove my way through the throngs of smelly teenagers and drunken old men as efficiently as I could, right shoulder angled toward the crowd to get the maximum force-to-surface area ratio.

by Hetty Ye-Jae Lee on September 28, 2014September 28, 2014

Rules for When You Plan on Educating Your Future Children about Mortality

Tell them they will never die because they are too young to understand object permanence. Avoid their questions. You do not own any pets.

by Rachel Stone on November 23, 2014November 23, 2014

Nass Remembrances

Three Nass writers reflect on what it means to know someone after they’re gone.

by Ash Hyun, Sam Bisno, Sierra Stern on April 11, 2021April 10, 2021

Scenes from Petey Greene (Part 1)

Maybe it’s just the New Jersey weather or the tint of the van’s windows but it seems like it’s always foggy when I drive to Garden State, a sprawling correctional complex whose hallways I’ve walked through without ever really managing to glean the building’s external shape. We always drive towards it from the same side. Inside the hallways shoot off from rounded enclosure where the guards sit like identical grayish-beige spokes from a wheel. Sometimes it’s hard to find my way out because everything looks the same.

by Filipa Ioannou on February 23, 2013September 7, 2013


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