Head On

November 8, 2025

Head On: Full Design

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Overheard in Firestone.

Student who has been in the library all day: I feel like I need to do something for myself for a change.

Another student: What are you thinking?

Same tired student: Sleep.

Overheard in the Junior Slums.

Someone who doesn’t play around: Has anyone told you that you are manipulative?

Girl in boy troubles: Well. Actually, yes.

Overheard in Small World.

Friend discussing another friend’s disposition: I feel like you are a very chalant person.

Friend being discussed: Really? I take myself as someone who isn’t non-chalant at all.

Interjector: Guys! You are talking about the same thing!

Overheard in TriBeCa.

Not-an-opera-person: Sandra Oh is in an opera?

Opera-person: It’s a speaking role.

Overheard at NCW.

Recent victim of 'playful' Bike Ramming: Northern Europeans play too rough, Like- he thought we were both having fun there. 

Overheard in Dodd quingle.

Engineer: I'm running an experiment in the apartment for a lab so don't be concerned if you see wires in the bathroom lol.

Overheard at Sakrid.

Patron: My cousin just gave birth. And it ripped…to her ass.

Overheard in Choi Dining Hall.

Upperclassman: You don't actually have to know anything to get a job.

Overheard on a group chat.

Princeton student 1: we're such fucking nerds

Princeton student 2: Dude, it's Princeton