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A Fishmas Miracle We left our Fish to Die this break, unaware in their tank they were walking the plank As we sunbathed on the beach eating steak. A three-week sentence in a dusty, dark room, no people to feed their most vital needs As they drifted towards their doom. We dumped in a handful […]

A Plea for Squash

In defense of squash; the Yale match.

Mister Death’s Blue-Eyed Boy

Finding faith at Princeton.

Who the &#@% Is Lana Del Rey?

Nancy Sinatra or Nancy So-not-ra?

Spectacular Deaths

Obituary for a year.

Salon Pure

Home of the Bicker-Wicker Wax

Smashing Success

The mastery of Master Hand.

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