The Listserve
Last spring, in a desperate act of procrastination during the most stressful peak of finals week, I did something most people instantly regret, something that everyone warns you to avoid, something that after nearly a year of matriculation at this university I should have known much better than to do. I joined another listserv. The […]
Alcohol Is My Best Friend
My venti Salted Caramel Mocha Espresso was getting cold in my hand, and didn’t taste the same as it usually did at 8:45am Monday through Friday. Maybe that was because Michelle and Tricia don’t work weekends. So I slowly sipped my espresso and listened to what my friends had to say. Once my groggy haze […]
Telescoping Memories
To halve and to hold.
Tame
I want
Welcome to the Monkeysphere
Cracked.com, pop psychology, and a damn good horror novel.
A Defense of the Female Nerd
Let’s be honest. I’ve never been cool.
Call Me Yesterday
I come to bury Carly Rae Jepsen, not to praise her.
The Date From Hell
Qdoba, baseball, and modern romance.
Urinalysis
I peed before I ever spoke.
Brief Interview with Hideous Man
Two years ago, I met AH, the prolific Daily Princetonian troll.
Dinesh D’Sandy
It would perhaps be a platitude to say that children are much too influenced by their parents’ political views. I feel the statement to be true on a personal level, in that nearly all my peers throughout high school tended to have political leanings similar to their parents, or specific beliefs directly related to how […]
Our Trash, Rehashed
Princetoween 2012: a material documentation.
Confessions VI
Telescoped.
Slice of Life
Brissed and dismissed.
Princeton FML and Race
A survey on a survey.
The League of Shadows
Types of ivy.
Bubble Shtupping
Why Princeton’s so hung up on hook-ups
Sun-Dance
Pee-poem.