My friend got a job

Hey, it’s fine, I got head from

your sister

I deserve an A

But I won’t do you. You are

a Guest Lecturer

Listen, babe, I swear

She looked like you except for

The wandering eye

That herbal tooth paste

It’s too minty for my balls

No, really, stop it.

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