Homoerotic BSE major: Would you rather be gay or die alone? That’s the question in front of me right now.

Not-ready: A child is a time bomb!

Medievalist, sniffling: My illnesses are vanquishing me.

French AB: Can I disassociate with you?  COS BSE: I have school.

Fault-finder: She’s so riddled with religious guilt.

Curly-haired Ableist: My cousin is 16, and she’s really picky. At that point it’s like, grow up! She’s not autistic, she doesn’t have ARFID…

BDE-BSE house-husband: Since we don’t run the heat, I have to cook and clean to keep the house warm.

Mentally-ill: The real question here is who’s tapped into Peanut the Squirrel?

Judger of men: Bot…I would say. Lover of men: Why is everyone a bot these days? Judger of men: AI Era.

Struggles with words: I think I will likewise receive the same great pleasure.

Voted blue: I apologize for the dissonance in our humour cognition.  Voted red: I’m not even going to bother looking up dissonance.

English-major: It’s called a joke with alliteration. ESL: It did not land in our lands.