Overheard outside Whitman.


Jewish girlfriend: Like, what is your deal, big G? God’s children don’t really have a great track record. Besides Jesus, but he’s like the Sean Lennon to Lucifer’s Julian.

Protestant-raised Princetonian: We are all Julian Lennon in the eyes of God…

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