Ivy Bouncer: Teddy, you just missed it [indicating Theodore Wildman van Beuren ’05].
TWvB: What, man?
Ivy Bouncer: So, this girl just comes up and she’s like “I have a piercing, can I get in?” And I’m like, “Where’s your piercing?” The girl is wearing this short skirt, right? She lifts it up and then pulls down her panties… I let her in.