Beautiful girlfriend: I thought you liked me for my personality.
Realistic boyfriend: It’s okay.
Overheard on Firestone A Floor
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Remember-Reels
“dark purple figs outside four window panes in the paws of a raccoon, beneath a velvet navy sky”
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The Brooklyn Art Salad: Mold, Tulips, and Kale
“The multi-media nature of the work invites viewers to do more than just reflect on what they see: to engage with it through their own experimentation.”
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Exposing the Gaps in Princeton’s Facade of Economic Inclusivity
A dive into Princeton’s unfulfilled promises to low-income students.
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In Praise of Old Nass-Saw: Full Design
This week, the Nass is indubitably phenomenal, as writers discuss campus infrastructure.
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Confessions of a Construction Lover
“While every stony face dares to tell me why they are special, with ‘legacy’ and ‘history’ carrying such a heavy weight all around, the reduction to rubble provides an uncomfortable view, but a sight for sore eyes that are heavy from seeing just Victorian castles.”
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Where the River Runs II
The second part of a speculative fiction piece about heritage and rivers in a world without patriarchy.
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Hundreds Humbled by the First Year Move-in Experience
A satirical take on the chaos that was this year’s freshmen move-in.
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Perfect Places
“What is it about Eastern Europe that makes underage, emotionally vulnerable people think those harmful, dangerous thoughts? What is it about Eastern Europe that I still, despite all of this, miss so very much?”
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Fall Foliage: Full Design
This week, the Nass puts a play on for a dead son, starts a commune beyond patriarchy, learns the importance of trash bags