Person wanting trail mix: Let me get in there
Person holding trail mix: You know who gets in here all the time without asking?
Legacy student: Legacy students

Wherein a Nass writer looks at the popular sitcom from a more radical angle.

This week, the Nass examines liberal orthodoxy, considers adolescence, and calls home.


“I didn’t have too much faith in technology to bridge such an enormous distance gap. There was no way that crackling audio or pixelated video could rival the warmth of human presence.”

“I can’t wake up from the things I wanted– / I can’t ever bring myself to come clean.”



“Still, I see strength, even under the camera’s gaze. Maybe I want to imagine that their strength will find its way to me.”


“Yesterday evening, / life coalesced in rain: dripping streetlights, storefronts reflected / onto glossy black pavement. Liquid incandescence.”

“…he could never have seen the Haitian man as a human being with a history, dreams and aspirations. He had been trained to see him simply as the object of his violence.”


Wherein a Nass writer ruminates on an experience with an alternative dairy product.

A conversation with Joe Coraggio, Forbes Dining Hall Worker and Printer Extraordinaire

“Not only are we compromising and endangering our own health and education by not prioritizing our health in the short-term, but we’re compromising and endangering the health and education of everyone around us.”
Person wanting trail mix: Let me get in there
Person holding trail mix: You know who gets in here all the time without asking?
Legacy student: Legacy students