Senior girl #1: “Yeah, I don’t want to live out of my parents’ basement.”
Senior girl #2: “Your parents made you live in the basement!?”
Overheard in Firestone, discussing post-grad plans
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Stuck in Purrgatory: Full Design
This week the Nass reflects on the meditative power of a cappuccino, challenges poetry publications, and envisions life as a human clone.
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Investment Baking: Full Design
In the first issue of the forty-fourth volume, the Nass sends a missive to Cupid, traverses the world of Hommlet, and grapples with healing after near-death.












