Helpful friend 1: You should become a freelancer
Struggling writer: I would rather eat my own eyes
Helpful friend 2: That’s a graphic image. Something… different

This week the Nass lives vicariously, vents to mom, and learns what professors really think of students.

This week the Nass thinks like a dog, dances in verse, and reflects on Declaration Day.
Helpful friend 1: You should become a freelancer
Struggling writer: I would rather eat my own eyes
Helpful friend 2: That’s a graphic image. Something… different