Helpful friend 1: You should become a freelancer
Struggling writer: I would rather eat my own eyes
Helpful friend 2: That’s a graphic image. Something… different

This week, the Nass is indubitably phenomenal, as writers discuss campus infrastructure.

This week, the Nass puts a play on for a dead son, starts a commune beyond patriarchy, learns the importance of trash bags
Helpful friend 1: You should become a freelancer
Struggling writer: I would rather eat my own eyes
Helpful friend 2: That’s a graphic image. Something… different